The Write Stuff

A Russian sits at a desk, swigging vodka and talking on the telephone. One minute later, the film is over.

What has happened?

Nothing.

What did he say?

Can't remember.

What's the point?

The power of the pencil is greater than NASA.

Is it a Russian pencil?

Probably not.

Is that all?

What can you do in a minute?

Shoot yourself?

Maybe next time.